Light Side of Lighthouse: Who’d Ever Think?


Joan B., Illinois submits this jocularity about two women who meet in the afterlife [originally entitled Two Women in Heaven]

1st Woman – Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd Woman – Hi! I’m Kelly. How did you die?
1st Woman – I froze to death.
2nd Woman – How horrible!
1st Woman – It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd Woman – I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st Woman – So what happened?
2nd Woman – I was sure there was another woman there somewhere so I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st Woman – Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer – we’d both still be alive.

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