Light Side of Lighthouse – Declaring Dependents


JB, Illinois sent this:

I got my Tax Return “Returned”! 
I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, but the IRS sent my Tax Return back!
I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said: “List All Dependents”…I replied: 
12 million illegal immigrants, 
3 million crack heads, 
42 million unemployable people on food stamps, 
2 million people in over 243 prisons,  
and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.

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