Light Side of Lighthouse: The Joke is on Obama and Biden

Captain of the USS America is IncompetentSurfing through sources, I ran across an article written by Keith Koffler, and while I was almost falling out of my chair with laughter, I realized it could be believable with the Prez and VP acting like class clowns in the White House …

President Obama today announced that if the sequester is allowed to go into effect, the planet will become defenseless against asteroids. “If Republicans are foolish enough not to give into my demands – I mean, not to agree to a balanced approach – asteroids may plunge to the earth and wreak widespread destruction across our great land,” Obama said during an appearance today in the White House briefing room. “Let me be as clear as possible: The sky is falling.” Obama explained that the sequester would force the Air Force to furlough servicemen and women charged with using laser weapons to shoot menacing asteroids out of the sky. …

Appearing at the briefing with Obama was Vice President Biden, who threw reporters momentarily off guard by remarking that, “There’s going to be a lot of people walking around with sore behinds.” Obama seemed perplexed. “What are you talking about Joe? How is that related to asteroids?” he demanded. “Oh, I thought you said hemorrhoids,” Biden replied. … “You think global warming is bad, wait until you see this,” Obama remarked.

Read the entire spoof article HERE.

Meanwhile, Obama is keeping watch in space for asteroids …

Obama Telescope

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